Posts Tagged ‘conspiracy theory

18
Sep
09

Sugababes split…but new girl joins (again)!

Rumours that new-ish girl Sugababe Amelle was being bullied by Keisha have been “hot” gossip for some time. They turn up separately for interviews, miming to their songs (Heat had them in this week with a fake record company plug “we all love each other” feature).

Well, believe the hype for once. Marketing Mole friends in radio can confirm that, yes, they DO turn up separately for interviews, then hold hands on air, then leave separately. While they shamelessly plug their cheapo cover version single (Right Said Fred – please???).

So exclusively, I can confirm, that they’ve exhausted the line up, AGAIN. No surprise. After all, Amelle disappeared in May, causing even her family to call the police desparately begging her to come home (some people will do anything to cling to their fifteen minutes of fame). Let’s not forget that all the ex sugababes have a “I was/wasn’t bullied by Keisha story:    http://tinyurl.com/ncqejh    and    ”Keisha made my life a living hell” :    http://tinyurl.com/ny4e32)

They’ve done well to keep a lid on it long enough for the single to limp up to the top of the charts. But the latest revelations of a new line up challenge even the most die hard of deluded Babe fans….Jade? The Eurovision Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber hopeful…is to be the FOURTH incarnation of the jaded Sugababe cash cow. Surely no amount of remixing can allow anyone to take their jingles seriously (see: http://tinyurl.com/mpgh6p).

Get the new girl in!

Get the new girl in!

As the only original “band” member, Keisha, can you really claim to be so squeaky clean and innocent now? Lightning strikes twice, but double that and even we have to doubt your naive “they never get in touch anymore” act. If  you’re that much of a diva, celebrate it. It launched Alesha Dixon’s solo career!

The sad fact is, you’ve only managed to stay in the charts so long because of the line up changes, and the record company must absolutley embrace the fresh blood to give them one more shot for a number one cover version. Remixed of course. And co-written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

By the way, The “Babes” didn’t even approve the Right Said Fred song, the record company over rode it. You’re puppets, and your time is up!

24
Jul
09

Obsessive blogging leads to Obesity: Celebrity Diet Plan here…

Too much time sat hunched over your keyboard blogging could lead to obesity. So if your online efforts to raise your online fortunes is damaging your health, take a celebrity tip from one person, who in an effort to secure their column inches, has now resorted to selling themselves as a YoYo dieter.

The comparison pictures you’ll have seen of Kerry Katona from March 09 (post baby) to June 09 (post bulging) highlight her swing from a much publicised size 10 to an even more publicised size 16! In just six weeks bingeing. With good reason, the size 16 pictures were actually set up and posed by Kerry with her own PR – then sold to the tabloids and trash mags to ensure her extended coverage. It seems no publicity is bad publicity, and the only paid-for work she can now gett is by piling on the pounds and shedding them, faster than you can come up with a Wacko Jacko conspiracy theory.

So, below I have detailed her amazing yoyo diet plan from zero to superhero in six easy weeks and back again, starting with week one: BULK UP (and the good news is, you can buy all the ingredients from Iceland):

Fat day: 

Four sugars in tea

Eat same size portion as husband mark

Lunch every day: sandwich and chips

Drink full fat coke

Order fattening takeaways instead of making dinner

Snack on junk food constantly

Drink lager for lunch

Dream about beef curries

Smoke forty fags a day

 

Thin day:

 7am – drink pint of water

30 mins of cardio on empty stomach (burns straight into stored fat and uses it for energy)

(try doing an hour – even better – walk at fast pace or use cross trainer

 

7.45am

one sachet of porridge oats (25g) – with water (add seetner or cinammon for taste, at worst, semi skimmed milk

opt for two oatibix or weetabix instead

or three egg whites and one yolk – scrambled

DON’T use oil or butter

Drink one pint of water and one black coffee to speed metabolism (or green tea)

Take following supplements: ProVital, ProCLA and ProLean (aids fat burning and increases metabollic rate)

 

10.30am

Protein drink/meal replacement (low calorie drinks mixed with water)

one piece of fruit (apple/pear/orange)

 

1pm

200g of less than 3% fat chicken breast, steamed, grilled or stir fried with 1tsp extra virgin olive oil

jacket potato or basmati rice and broccoli (or other green veg)

One pint of water

One green tea or black coffee

 

3.30pm

Protein drink/meal replacement

One pint of water

 

6pm

Similar to lunch – fish or chicken (200g) with one pepper, one onion, garlic and bolied basmati rice

Green tea or black coffee

One pint of water

 

9pm

Protein based meal, no carbs – eg whites (with one yolk, scrambled)

Or – protein drink

One pint of water

 

11pm

Go to bed, rest, ready to repeat tomorrow (you’ve six weeks of this before you can return to your fat day!)

For results, go to: http://tinyurl.com/lxaqeu

23
Jul
09

How to protect your office from swine flu: READ IT HERE…

This is taken ‘word for word’ from Yorkshire’s largest employer, Leeds City Council. Issued to all 35,000 staff last week, it seems they’re dropping like flies, with one small office of only 35 moving from a partner at home having it last week, to current staff toll SENT HOME, under doctor’s orders, at FIVE and counting….

I’ve pasted here the Council’s advice in its entirety. Maybe, if you heed it, you won’t suffer the same.

Leeds City Council

Occupational Health Service

Pandemic Influenza – Information for Staff

If you think you have swine Flu

If you think you have swine flu, the advice is to stay at home and contact your GP’s surgery. Your GP will tell you what to do next.

Based on symptoms, the GP may also advise general treatment such as bed rest, using paracetamol to reduce temperature, plenty of oral fluids etc.

What are the risks of swine flu?

Most of the cases reported in the UK have been mild.  Where people have become seriously ill, they have generally had underlying health problems.

Pandemic Influenza – High risk groups

Doctors should give priority to early treatment with antiviral medicine to people in higher risk groups.

If you have:

  • Chronic lung disease
  • Chronic heart disease
  • Chronic kidney disease
  • Chronic liver disease
  • Chronic neurological disease
  • Immunosuppression (whether through disease or treatment)
  • Diabetes mellitus

Or are:

  • on drug treatment for asthma within the past three years
  • Pregnant
  • aged sixty five years or over

you should contact your GP by telephone as soon as you have symptoms.

Signs and symptoms of flu:

The main symptoms are the sudden onset of:

Fever

Cough or shortness of breath

Other symptoms may include:

  • Headache
  • Tiredness
  • Chills
  • Aching muscles
  • Sore throat
  • Runny nose
  • Sneezing
  • Loss of appetite

The incubation period is from one to four days, though most commonly two to three days.

People are most infectious soon after they develop symptoms.  They can continue to spread the virus, for example in coughs and sneezes for up to five days (seven in children).  People become less infectious as their symptoms subside and once the symptoms are gone, they are no longer infectious.

How is it caught and spread?

Like winter flu, swine flu spreads from person to person by close contact.  Some examples of how the virus is spread include:

  • From a person who is infected coughing and / or sneezing  within a short distance
  • By touching or shaking the hand of an infected person and then touching your mouth, nose or eyes without washing your hands
  • Touching surfaces (e.g. door handles) that have become contaminated with the flu virus and then touching your mouth, eyes or nose without first washing your hands

What should you do if you have symptoms or are ill?

If you feel ill with symptoms  of a  flu like illness while at work, it is important that you don’t simply carry on working.

You should report your symptoms  immediately to you manager or team leader and, if they are consistent with flu,  you should be sent home.

You should contact your GP and not to return to work until the symptoms have cleared and you feel well enough to return.

If you develop symptoms whilst you are not at work you should:

  • Stay at home
  • Not go to work until fully recovered
  • Contact your GP surgery and tell your doctor what symptoms you have.
  • Inform your manager to let them know

Once your symptoms have gone,  you should wait for forty eight hours before returning to work.

A return to work would also depend on how ill you have been and how soon you feel better after your symptoms have gone.

As long as you have been free of symptoms for forty eight hours, there is no barrier to your returning to work at Leeds City Council.

What should you do to protect yourself and others from flu?

It is important to make sure that you: 

  •  Use a tissue to cover your nose and mouth when coughing and / or sneezing, dispose of the tissue promptly and then wash your hands thoroughly
  • Tissues should be disposed of in the domestic waste – they do not require any special treatment
  • You  should not use cloth handkerchiefs or reuse tissues.  This carries the risk of contaminating pockets or handbags which may then recontaminate hands each time they go into their pockets or handbags and spread the infection.
  • You  should clean your hands frequently, especially after coughing, sneezing and using tissues. Soap and water is perfectly effective.  However hand rubs (microbicidal hand rubs, particularly alcohol – based) can be used as an alternative.
  • You should avoid touching your mouth, eyes or nose unless you have recently cleaned your hands
  • Normal household detergent and water should be used to clean surfaces frequently touched by hands
  • You should clean your hands as soon as you get to work and when you arrive home.



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