Sugababes split…but new girl joins (again)!

Rumours that new-ish girl Sugababe Amelle was being bullied by Keisha have been “hot” gossip for some time. They turn up separately for interviews, miming to their songs (Heat had them in this week with a fake record company plug “we all love each other” feature).

Well, believe the hype for once. Marketing Mole friends in radio can confirm that, yes, they DO turn up separately for interviews, then hold hands on air, then leave separately. While they shamelessly plug their cheapo cover version single (Right Said Fred – please???).

So exclusively, I can confirm, that they’ve exhausted the line up, AGAIN. No surprise. After all, Amelle disappeared in May, causing even her family to call the police desparately begging her to come home (some people will do anything to cling to their fifteen minutes of fame). Let’s not forget that all the ex sugababes have a “I was/wasn’t bullied by Keisha story:    http://tinyurl.com/ncqejh    and    ”Keisha made my life a living hell” :    http://tinyurl.com/ny4e32)

They’ve done well to keep a lid on it long enough for the single to limp up to the top of the charts. But the latest revelations of a new line up challenge even the most die hard of deluded Babe fans….Jade? The Eurovision Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber hopeful…is to be the FOURTH incarnation of the jaded Sugababe cash cow. Surely no amount of remixing can allow anyone to take their jingles seriously (see: http://tinyurl.com/mpgh6p).

Get the new girl in!

As the only original “band” member, Keisha, can you really claim to be so squeaky clean and innocent now? Lightning strikes twice, but double that and even we have to doubt your naive “they never get in touch anymore” act. If  you’re that much of a diva, celebrate it. It launched Alesha Dixon’s solo career!

The sad fact is, you’ve only managed to stay in the charts so long because of the line up changes, and the record company must absolutley embrace the fresh blood to give them one more shot for a number one cover version. Remixed of course. And co-written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

By the way, The “Babes” didn’t even approve the Right Said Fred song, the record company over rode it. You’re puppets, and your time is up!

See Famous people fighting!

Brand Republic have launched a canny little online game where you type in the names of two famous people, click on FIGHT, and watch to see who wins the war in the gaining the most media column inches!

I won’t tell you who won my war (but I bet it’s the most popular search). Have a go, you’ll love it!

http://www.brandrepublic.com/famefight/

Who's smiling now....

Now you can find your facebook friends through their shoes…

Need some help stalking your ex?

Unbelievable but true, latest GPS technology means you can now track your friends’ whereabouts through their footwear. (GPS stands for global positioning system)

Shoes that can be tracked by the wearer’s friends using social networking sites. The shoes are equipped with Bluetooth connectivity so that with the touch of a button all of a person’s Facebook contacts can pinpoint them.

Mission impossible style, the satellite-based navigation system consists of 24 orbiting satellites that transmit continuous signals to GPS receivers to determine the precise location of a vehicle, person or other asset it’s attached to. They don’t look too bad either:

To order your Facebook feet go to: http://www.idconex.com/buy_it_now.php

Use your shoes to stalk your ex!

How far would you got to be famous? Fake Big Brother scandal…

Read this story from DailyMail online for the latest twist in Big Brother controversy. Bizarrely, nine female models from Istanbul thought they were taking part in Turkey’s “Someone is watching us”, when in fact, they were stopping in a condo being photographed nude, swanning round their pool, whilst their images were flogged across the internet!!! http://tinyurl.com/mb7bjh

Hilarious, but true! How far would you go to be famous…in Turkey???? Their parents must be soooo proud!

Nine new housemates!

McBrand: How do you protect it?

McDonalds are regularly in court over brand infringement rights. As an indie restaurant chain, would you take the risk of stealing their global brand equity?

This story from Brand Republic shows how a Malaysian curry house “McCurry” did just that and won a long drawn out court case to retain their own iconic brand identity and gain some global humorous PR at the same time. The judges ruled that no one could own the rights to the use of “Mc” – as it’s already used by Scottish heritage families!: http://tinyurl.com/ns9d2s

Are you tempted?