Find your long lost twin on Facebook

FIND PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE YOU!!!

from www.brandrepublic.com

The fizzy drink has created a Facebook app called the ‘Facial Profiler’ which has the aim of finding people’s online lookalikes.

The app encourages people to upload a photo of themselves to a database, Coke then analyses the characteristics and attempts to find the nearest match from other uploaded images.

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So far the database is small and it’s unlikely that you’ll find a long lost twin in the short-term but Coke maintains that it is an experiment and, as the database grows, it should return some spooky results.

The idea behind the campaign is: ‘If Coke Zero has the taste of Coke…is it possible that someone out there has your face?’.

Coke already has more than 1.8 million fans on Facebook and is the top ranking brand on Facebook’s Fan Pages, according to the social network.

It also follows several other apps, including ‘Alter Ego’, a Facebook app that used avatar mash-up photo technology to allow users to create a virtual persona around an image of their face.

Now you can find your facebook friends through their shoes…

Need some help stalking your ex?

Unbelievable but true, latest GPS technology means you can now track your friends’ whereabouts through their footwear. (GPS stands for global positioning system)

Shoes that can be tracked by the wearer’s friends using social networking sites. The shoes are equipped with Bluetooth connectivity so that with the touch of a button all of a person’s Facebook contacts can pinpoint them.

Mission impossible style, the satellite-based navigation system consists of 24 orbiting satellites that transmit continuous signals to GPS receivers to determine the precise location of a vehicle, person or other asset it’s attached to. They don’t look too bad either:

To order your Facebook feet go to: http://www.idconex.com/buy_it_now.php

Use your shoes to stalk your ex!

Swine Flu: Latest Government Advice!!!

STAFF NOTICE

SWINE FLU

Staff are reminded that they need to give at least 5 working days notice of sudden death and check with colleagues before submitting a permission form for sign off by a senior manager. Permission will not be given unless properly authorised.

No more than 2 staff in any department may die within the same week. Please liaise with colleagues before entering your preferred date(s) into the duty roster.

Anyone who has already taken more than 3 days sick leave in the past 6 months will be required to attend an interview before being given time off to die.

No deaths are allowed during working hours on company premises. A specific dying area has been allocated near the front entrance. Do not drop dead on the floor. Please use the bins provided. Note anyone dying directly outside the main reception area will face disciplinary action.

If you spot someone dead near your work area, please report them to a supervisor immediately.

For your comfort and safety, death alarms have been fitted throughout the building including the toilets.

The five point check

If you are dead, you are likely to exhibit one or more of the following symptoms:

- Inability to log into Facebook

- Unwillingness to converse

- Difficulty in walking in a straight line

- Lack of appetite

- Remains seated for long periods

 

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Britney makes money off Facebook!

Whilst we’re all scrabbling round trying to make money off social media marketing, Britney‘s powerhouse brand (one of the most popular on Twitter and Facebook) is effortlessly creaming in profits off her facebook site by offering ‘digital’ merchandise vouchers to her fans: http://tinyurl.com/qr8nw9

Buy Me!!!

Britney fans (there’s 2 million on Facebook and nearly 3 million on Twitter) can buy gifts for mere $2 dollars and share them with their ‘friends’ and ‘followers’ – awesome! Totally.

Celebrity searches of this stature are always going to fare strongly with online communities, but I do admire the ingenuity of brand Britney in offering her fans something seemingly original, yet utterly worthless, for cash, (insert your own gag here) – cash which she doesn’t have to share with Facebook!

So while big brands and retailers like Nike and Gap are trialing new online mechanics that pertain to be purely brand building, informative, trend watching. Team Britney are making hard dollar and spreading her fan base right under your little nose.

FYI: I got $80 last night on ebay for my Britney ‘man-bag’ – complete with stickers, badges and tattoos. To Austria. It’s global.